Finally Landed A Job (Thanks Dad!)

The modern job hunt, visualized in all its soul-crushing glory! Out of 6 applications, 5 interviews, and what happened? 2 rejections, 1 call from the police (background check gone wrong?), and the only acceptance came from... wait for it... the company where Dad is the owner. Meritocracy at its finest! Nothing says "I earned this on my own" like having your parent's name on the building. Silicon Valley dream achieved through the ancient technology of nepotism.