Expectation Vs Reality: The Developer's Job Trap

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Expectation Vs Reality: The Developer's Job Trap

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The recruiter promised you a tech paradise of Python, C++, SQL, and embedded systems. Six months later, you're a broken shell of a human manually copying data between Excel sheets. The thousand-yard stare says it all. Your CS degree is collecting dust while you're becoming a human VLOOKUP function.

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