The Developer's True Nightmare

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The Developer's True Nightmare

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The bravest developer suddenly turns into a quivering mess when faced with pair programming and code reviews. Nothing strikes fear into the heart of a programmer quite like having someone watch them type if (isTrue = true) instead of if (isTrue == true) in real-time. The silent judgment. The awkward pauses. The sudden inability to remember how to write a for loop you've written 500 times before. Even the most confident coder transforms into a sweaty, keyboard-fumbling disaster when another human witnesses their thought process.

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