Let's See Who Made This Idiotic Program

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Let's See Who Made This Idiotic Program

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GASP! The absolute HORROR of discovering that YOU were the criminal mastermind behind that spaghetti-code monstrosity from last year! 😱 The sheer AUDACITY of past-you to write such atrocities and then VANISH into the night, leaving present-you to deal with the aftermath! It's like opening your code and finding a ransom note from your former self saying "Good luck figuring THIS out, sucker!" And the worst part? You can't even blame anyone else for this catastrophe! The villain was inside the house THE ENTIRE TIME!

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