Exaggerating Your Components Capabilities

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Programmers sliding into the abyss of tech support requests. First it's "can you fix my laptop?" (manageable), then "I have an app idea" (danger zone), followed by the inevitable "can you hack Facebook?" (full-on nightmare). The slide represents the slippery slope of being the "computer person" in any social circle. Once people know you code, you're suddenly expected to be part IT helpdesk, part startup incubator, and part cyber criminal. No, Karen, knowing how to write a for-loop doesn't mean I can retrieve your ex's private messages.

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That magnificent dragon app you've been architecting in your head for six months? Yeah, it somehow shipped as the Chrome dinosaur game. The gap between our grand technical visions and what we actually manage to implement is the most reliable constant in software development. Still counts as a finished project though, right? Just tell the stakeholders it's "an elegant solution optimized for resource constraints."

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