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This meme perfectly captures the chaotic reality of network protocols for programmers! 😂 The joke here is that when someone says "Please follow protocol," they're asking you to follow a set of rules or procedures. But for programmers, the word "protocol" triggers an existential crisis because there are so many different networking protocols to choose from! The image shows a menacing character (from what appears to be an anime) with various protocol names floating around - TCP, UDP, HTTP, MQTT, Bluetooth, etc. - representing the overwhelming number of communication protocols programmers need to deal with. It's like asking "which restaurant should we go to?" and getting bombarded with every restaurant in a 50-mile radius. The meme perfectly captures that moment of "Wait, which protocol are you talking about? I know like 20 different ones!" Every programmer who's had to work with networking or IoT has felt this pain - staring into the abyss of protocols and wondering which one is the right choice for their specific use case. And just when you think you've mastered them all, a new one appears!

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This is what happens when developers get bored at midnight. Some maniac just casually invented a cursed programming language by combining HTML syntax with kernel-level access and wrapped it in nonsensical tags. The best part? The horrified reaction from their friend who's watching this abomination unfold in real-time. It's like witnessing a car crash in slow motion, but with code. The suggestion to "USE KERNELSCRIPT" at the end is just the chef's kiss of chaotic evil. This is exactly how programming languages nobody asked for are born - in Discord chats at 11:30 PM when someone's brain has officially left the building.

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