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Content Thread lamkirkbater and jkjustjoshing lamkirkbater I Aug 23rd. 2017 at 9:37 AM in www Do you want to hear a joke about TCPIP? 7 replies jkjustjoshing 5 months ago Yes, I'd like to hear a joke about TCPIP lamkirkbater E 5 months ago Are you ready to hear the joke about TCPIP? jkjustjoshing 5 months ago I am ready to hear the joke about TCPIP lamkirkbater El 5 months ago Here is a joke about TCPIP. lamkirkbater I 5 months ago Did you receive the joke about TCPIP? jkjustjoshing 5 months ago I have received the joke about TCPIP. lamkirkbater I 5 months ago Excellent. You have received the joke about TCPIP. Goodbye.

Content Aaron Patterson tenderlove Apr 20, 2016 I like to add and M any time I submit online forms because I know that some developer is going to see it and wonder if they have a bug 128 17 3.8K 5.4K assertchris assertchris Replying to tenderlove tenderlove shochdoerfer I like to add object Object.. 7:44 AM Apr 20, 2016 Twitter Web Client v 10 Retweets 86 Likes 17 ProdrammerHumor.io

Setting the house to read-only mode after cleaning is the most relatable version control strategy I've seen. Just like that production server you're too scared to touch, the house has reached its stable state and any modifications are strictly forbidden. The reply takes it to another level: someone ran chmod 600 on the toilet. For the uninitiated, that's Linux file permissions that make something readable and writable only by the owner—except now it's a toilet that won't flush because guest users lack delete permissions. Classic case of overly restrictive access control causing a production incident. Should've used a staging environment before deploying to the main bathroom.

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The legendary editor wars have found common ground! Vim and Emacs users—sworn enemies since the dawn of computing—finally unite over their shared disdain for Nano. It's like finding out that Batman and Joker both hate karaoke. For the uninitiated: Vim demands arcane keyboard combinations that make your fingers do gymnastics. Emacs requires more modifier keys than there are stars in the galaxy. Meanwhile, Nano just sits there with its friendly interface and helpful shortcuts at the bottom, committing the cardinal sin of being... accessible . The tweet response "I knew there'd be a day when we could unite" is the perfect cherry on top of this decades-long rivalry finding its true common enemy—simplicity.