Lying-in-docs Memes

Oh, the beautiful art of documentation fraud! You've written a component that BARELY handles CSV files without crashing, and now you're out here writing "CSV, etc." like you're some kind of universal data parser that can handle JSON, XML, YAML, Excel, stone tablets, and carrier pigeons. The "etc." is doing HEAVY lifting here—it's basically a fictional novel at this point. Meanwhile, your component would have a complete meltdown if someone even THOUGHT about uploading anything other than a comma-separated file. But hey, gotta make that README look impressive, right? Nothing says "enterprise-ready" like wildly overpromising features you have zero intention of implementing!