You just want to write some code, maybe try out a new editor that promises better autocomplete or faster indexing. But nope—can't even open a file without creating an account, syncing your preferences to the cloud, and probably agreeing to share your coding habits with seventeen analytics platforms.
Remember when IDEs were just... software you installed? Now they're "platforms" with "ecosystems" that need to know your email, GitHub account, and possibly your blood type. JetBrains wants you logged in for licenses, VS Code wants you synced across devices, and don't even get me started on the cloud-based IDEs that literally can't function without authentication. Just let me edit text files in peace without becoming part of your user engagement metrics.
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