Born To Rage, Forced To Commit

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Born To Rage, Forced To Commit

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OH. MY. GOD. The eternal struggle of every developer's existence captured in one GLORIOUS meme! What we're DYING to scream during code reviews (rainbow "Born to say F*** OFF") versus what we're FORCED to type with our trembling fingers ("Good catch! I will fix that in a next commit, thanks!"). The duality of programmer life is just SO DRAMATIC! We're out here swallowing our pride and pretending we're grateful when someone points out our mistakes, while internally our souls are LITERALLY COMBUSTING with rage! The paperclip emoji is just *chef's kiss* - like our own personal Clippy witnessing our professional façade crumbling in real-time! The restraint it takes not to throw your mechanical keyboard through a window deserves an Oscar!

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