Enterprise Code Be Like

Three dragons walk into a codebase. The first one is absolutely terrifying with all its OOP complexity—abstract factories creating factory creators that instantiate singleton builders. The second dragon? Even more monstrous, because now we're implementing ALL the design patterns simultaneously. Strategy pattern wrapped in a decorator wrapped in an observer wrapped in... you get it.

And then there's the third dragon—the actual business logic that could've been solved with like 10 lines of code. But it's buried under 47 layers of abstraction because "scalability" and "maintainability" and whatever buzzwords were thrown around in that architecture meeting you zoned out of.

The real kicker? That derpy dragon on the right is doing all the heavy lifting while the other two are just there looking intimidating and making junior devs cry during code reviews.