There Is Arecursion Under My Bed

Ah, the classic bitwise vs modulo showdown. Left guy uses (num%2) == 0 to check if a number is even - the textbook approach they teach you in CS101. Right guy with the sunglasses? He's using (num&1) == 0 - the bitwise AND operation that's marginally faster because it works directly with the bits. Same result, but the bitwise operation skips the division calculation. It's the programming equivalent of bringing a switchblade to a butter knife fight. Technically more efficient, practically irrelevant for most applications, but absolutely essential for establishing your dominance in code reviews.

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Oh, the TRAGEDY! 😭 Here we are, slaving away in the digital coal mines, writing beautiful code that makes users squeal with delight, while our own existential suffering goes completely unnoticed! Sure, let's spend 47 meetings discussing if that button should be periwinkle blue or seafoam teal for the precious users, but HEAVEN FORBID we talk about the developer sobbing into their keyboard at 2AM because the legacy codebase is held together by duct tape and prayers! The silent tears of developers everywhere, captured perfectly in this crying cat's soul-crushing gaze. Our pain is IMMEASURABLE and our day is RUINED! Where's OUR ergonomic workspace? Where's OUR intuitive interface? The audacity of it all!

Oh honey, the AUDACITY of that compiler error after I've spent FIVE HOURS declaring my undying love for coding! 💅 One minute you're all "this is my greatest passion" and the next you're ready to commit a felony against your hardware because your code won't compile for the 47th time. The transformation from coding enthusiast to potential computer murderer happens FASTER than your IDE can suggest another useless autocomplete. The relationship between programmer and machine is truly the most toxic relationship in history - and yet we keep coming back for more punishment!

Content Kelsey Krippaehne krippopotamus Follow In order from least to most stressful: - code works - code doesn't work - code doesn't work, don't know why - code works, don't know why 11:10 PM Sep 19, 2022 31.9K Reply Copy link o Read 316 replies