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Content Why do you need a giant spoiler if the max speed your car is capable of is 70 Yo so I understand blocking out the license plate.... but why the miles? 2h Like Reply to protect my car from being hacked 2h Like Reply 0811 (- is I'm curious how your car can get hacked by the mileage? Serious question not being a smart-ass 2h Like Reply Cars have antennas which send out 5g radio signals. Hackers use these signals to verify the odometer on your car and then backlog your IP address to your house to steal your personal info. I thought this was common sense. 24 7 5 19 Write a comment. GIF Write a comment.

Two developers discussing test automation. One says "automate the test cases, exactly as they are written, and only use this dataset." The other nods along until the final panel where they reveal their true plan: "automate the test cases by changing everything the way I see fit and use made up data." That feeling when your coworker agrees to follow the test plan but then goes rogue with their own interpretation. And we wonder why the QA team drinks so heavily.

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Content SAYING IAVA IS COOD BECAUSE ITS WORKS ON ALL OPERATING SYSTEMS IS LIKE SAYING ANAL SEX IS GOOD BECAUSE IT WORKS ON ALL GENDERS

Dating as a developer is like debugging without documentation - painful but occasionally educational. Sure, she ghosted you faster than a failed Jenkins build, but hey, at least someone outside Stack Overflow now understands Java's entry point! That small victory almost makes up for eating microwave ramen alone tonight while contemplating whether relationships are just another stateful system you can't properly maintain.

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