What's Happening In India

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The language wars have escalated beyond Stack Overflow downvotes. A brave Python developer dared to suggest that not everything needs 500 lines of boilerplate code and now faces the consequences. Next week: C++ developers arrive with actual weapons while JavaScript devs watch from a safe distance, wondering why everyone can't just be dysfunctionally flexible like them.

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