The Programmer's First Paycheck

Programmer life Plot-twist Tech struggle Developer problems Broke programmer Coding career Laptop

Programming Webdev

5 months ago 154,020 views 0 shares

The Programmer's First Paycheck

programmer-life-memes, coding-humor-memes, plot-twist-memes, tech-struggle-memes, developer-problems-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

PLOT TWIST OF THE CENTURY! Just when you think it's a heartwarming success story about finally cashing in on those coding skills, BAM! The punchline hits harder than a production bug on a Friday afternoon! Turns out our hero's "programming income" came from literally SELLING THE TOOL NEEDED TO PROGRAM! It's the coding equivalent of selling your car to pay for gas! The financial desperation is so real I can practically smell the instant ramen from here!

More Like This

Looking For Android Dev From 1315

Programming Kotlin Android Java

2 months ago 324.2K views 0 shares

Looking For Android Dev From 1315

Ah yes, the classic job posting requiring 710 years of Android experience. Must have started developing apps during the Medieval period, right after finishing your daily jousting practice. Maybe they're looking for someone who coded Android apps on parchment scrolls? £400/day seems a bit low for someone who's been coding since before electricity was invented. Time travelers only need apply!

Watching a model train

Programming Python

4 years ago 71.9K views 0 shares

Watching a model train | train-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Watching a model train Watching a model train

It's honest work...

Programming

3 years ago 50.4K views 0 shares

It's honest work... | code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Showing somebody my code It ain't much and it doesn't work

Always You Three

Programming

3 years ago 52.5K views 0 shares

Always You Three | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Why Is it, when something happens, it Is always you three? DATETIME FLOAT STRING

Taking a 6 year break from programming does something to you.

Programming Javascript

3 years ago 95.2K views 0 shares

Taking a 6 year break from programming does something to you. | programming-memes, program-memes, console-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content I made an entire working five nights at freddys game from scratch in 40 hours 8 PEg A CH 4 4 0009 professor I forgot how to make the console say things Me at 11 Me at 18

Madness Or Brilliance

Programming Webdev Javascript Debugging Frontend

3 months ago 196.8K views 0 shares

Madness Or Brilliance

Every developer knows that proper debugging tools exist. And yet, there we are at 3 AM, littering our code with console.log() statements like breadcrumbs in a forest of bugs. Sure, it's primitive. Sure, your senior developer is judging you. But when that random string finally prints exactly where you expected it to, you feel like a goddamn genius. It's not elegant, but it gets the job done—just like duct tape on a space station.