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Modern programming has evolved from rigid methodologies to whatever fever dream this is. Left side: someone asking about "vibe coding" like it's an actual paradigm. Middle: a developer who learned SOLID principles from anime examples instead of textbooks and somehow still functions. Right side: the enlightened one who's given up on architecture entirely because "AI will handle it." The three horsemen of the coding apocalypse. For those wondering, SOLID is actually a set of object-oriented design principles (Single responsibility, Open-closed, Liskov substitution, Interface segregation, Dependency inversion). But sure, explain it with anime characters. That'll stick.

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Python developers have been waiting CENTURIES for the prophecy to be fulfilled, and here it is—Python 3.14.0, the version number that starts with π (3.14), scheduled for October 2025. But wait, someone's already plotting the ULTIMATE evolution: π-thon. Because why stop at mathematical perfection when you can literally rename the entire language after it? The version number in the title (3.14.69.420) is peak developer humor—combining pi, the nice number, and the weed number into one glorious semantic versioning nightmare that would make every package manager weep tears of confusion. Someone's product manager is going to have a FIELD DAY trying to explain that version scheme in the release notes. The sheer determination in those eyes says "I've been planning this joke since Python 3.0 was released" and honestly? Respect. The Python community is already preparing their π-themed memes for the release party.