The Great Departmental Divide

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The Great Departmental Divide

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The eternal cold war between Developers and Marketing, perfectly captured in a Star Trek format. Marketing thinks they're besties collaborating on the company mission, while Developers are silently calculating how many more "urgent priority changes" they can handle before rage-quitting to a cabin in the woods. The only thing these departments have in common is mutual bewilderment at each other's existence. Marketing's enthusiastic "Yes" paired with the Developer's deadpan "No" is basically every product meeting I've sat through for the last decade.

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