Don't Be Team Lead: It's A Trap

Career progression Meetings Senior developer Junior developer management Work life Promotion Coding time

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8 months ago 190,502 views 0 shares

Don't Be Team Lead: It's A Trap

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The classic career progression paradox. You spend years honing your coding skills, finally reach senior status, and your reward? Calendar full of meetings where you defend the team from management while explaining why features aren't shipping faster. Meanwhile, juniors actually get to code—albeit mostly fixing their own bugs. The ultimate developer career irony: get promoted, stop coding. Congratulations on your fancy title and your new life as a professional meeting attendee.

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