Don't Be Team Lead: It's A Trap

That warning message is Jira's passive-aggressive way of saying "I see you trying to sneak more work into this sprint. I'll allow it, but I'm legally required to inform you that your burndown chart is about to look like a ski jump to hell." Ten sprints in and we're still pretending scope creep isn't our team's official mascot.

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Content ASTROLOGY IS FAKE. HOW CAN A BIRTH TIME DETERMINE SO MANY RANDOM TRAITS? REMEMBERING THAT CURRENT TIME IN MILLISECONDS IS THE SEED FOR A RANDOM NUMBER. imoflio.com

Remember when we used to memorize algorithms and syntax? Yeah, me neither. The meme shows our brains shrinking to pea-size after using ChatGPT for coding. Why bother storing all that knowledge when you can just prompt an AI? "Hey ChatGPT, how do I reverse a binary tree while making coffee?" and boom—instant solution without taxing those precious neurons. Soon we'll just be meat puppets with thumbs for typing prompts while our atrophied brains handle the critical task of deciding when to get more coffee. Progress!

Content 21:16 Thread Jarvis Johnson liked Glytch GlytchTech "Officer, how did the hacker escape?" "Dunno, he just ransomware" 9:46 03 Mar 19 Twitter for Android 781 Retweets 2,888 Likes 17 Glytch GlytchTech 11h okay fine I'll go to bed 1 17 Glytch GlytchTech 8h Couldn't sleep, I felt a disturbance in the force..as if 8000 voices cried out and were suddenly silenced ..joking aside though wow this is the second time one of mv tweets has gone off in a week jeez Tweet vour replv

Linux users flexing how their OS can run on literally anything with a circuit board. That rusty box with exposed wires from 1997? Perfect daily driver. Meanwhile, Windows users are checking if their $3000 gaming rig meets the minimum specs for the latest update.