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THE AUDACITY of this confession is sending me into orbit! 💀 Fake it till you make it? More like fake it till they PROMOTE you for it!
The sheer DRAMA of frantically Googling "how to fix syntax errors" while maintaining a poker face deserves an Oscar! And that promotion? HONEY, they're literally paying extra for the theatrical performance of you spewing technical word salad while internally screaming!
The true masterpiece is mastering the art of confidently nodding while having absolutely no idea what's happening. We're not developers - we're PROFESSIONAL PANIC CONCEALERS with a side gig in Stack Overflow plagiarism!
