Code Monks: Beyond Your Understanding

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Code Monks: Beyond Your Understanding

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Ah yes, the paper and pencil gang. While 77% of developers are comfortably clicking away in VS Code, there's a special breed of masochists who insist on handwriting their code like it's 1952. These are the same people who probably debug by squinting really hard at their notebook and whispering "syntax error" to themselves. Their goals are indeed beyond our understanding—possibly because their handwritten code is literally beyond anyone's ability to read, including their own.

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