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The Text Editor Olympics
Programming Webdev Debugging Frontend Backend
29 days ago 97.4K views 0 shares
The Text Editor Olympics
The Olympic sharpshooter progression we never knew we needed! First, we've got the elite marksman with VS Code - the precision tool for developers who want intellisense and pretty colors. Then there's Sublime Text - for the speed demons who think waiting 0.2 seconds for an IDE to load is basically eternity. But then... Notepad++ enters the chat. It's like bringing a Honda Civic to a Formula 1 race - somehow still has a cult following. And finally, the punchline - regular Windows Notepad. The coding equivalent of shooting with your eyes closed while facing backward. No syntax highlighting, no plugins, just pure text and tears. The weapon of choice for those who enjoy suffering or have a production emergency at 2 AM on a server with nothing else installed. And yes, we're deliberately not mentioning a certain editor that requires a PhD to exit. You know the one.

Sublime Text The Winrar Of Text Editors
Programming
6 months ago 15.0K views 0 shares
sublimeTextTheWinrarOfTextEditors | sublime text-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me: Hits CtrIS twice Sublime Text: 1am once again asking for your financial support.

Why I never quit using sublime text
Programming
1 year ago 11.8K views 0 shares
Why I never quit using sublime text | code-memes, sublime text-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Changing IDE settings for fun Now your code is being executed By VLC media player

Found the Dad on my timeline
Frontend Microsoft
1 year ago 10.5K views 0 shares
Found the Dad on my timeline | sublime text-memes, google-memes, slack-memes, discord-memes, google chrome-memes, internet-memes, microsoft-memes, firefox-memes, edge-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 12h - "Firefox?" - "Yes papa" - "Eating RAM?" - "No papa" - "Are vou sure?" - "Yes papa" - "Open your mouth" Firefox: Name Discord (32 bit) (6) ) Firefox (24) Google Chrome (10) 3 Messenger (2) ) Microsoft Edge (12) - Microsoft Outlook (2) Opera Internet Browser (15) Slack ) Sublime Text (3) Status X 35 CPU 5.2 96 Memory 134.4 MB 1.3 6,388.2 MB 0.2 107.7 MB 2.2 326.7 MB 0.4 363.9 MB 2.7 579.8 MB 0 149.2 MB 0 292.8 MB 0 1.8 MB

Windows troubleshooter source code leaked.
Python Microsoft Windows Debugging Backend
2 years ago 13.5K views 0 shares
Windows troubleshooter source code leaked. | code-memes, python-memes, sublime text-memes, program-memes, loc-memes, data-memes, windows-memes, fix-memes, source code-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 5 Cal Users KnzAppData Local Programs Python Python37) new.py - Sublime Text File Edit Selection Find View Goto Tools Project Preferences Help Python notes.py knizjs new.py ese htm 1 import os def WindowsDiagnostics () 3 4 5 6 print ('Looking for problems") waitTimer (20000ms) print('Unable to fix the issue.')

Based on a true story
Programming
2 years ago 12.9K views 0 shares
Based on a true story | programmer-memes, sublime text-memes, program-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content "Who convinced the new programmer that Sublime Text is the best IDE?" made with mematic ProarammerHumor.io

4chan on tech startups
Javascript Databases Backend
2 years ago 19.9K views 0 shares
4chan on tech startups | developer-memes, code-memes, tech-memes, technology-memes, sublime text-memes, node-memes, node.js-memes, ruby on rails-memes, ruby-memes, mongodb-memes, internet-memes, mongo-memes, mac-memes, macbook-memes, startup-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Anonvmous 122614(Fri)19:51:11 No. 45793352 B 45793379 45794765 45794788 45796081 45799058 45800174 why the fuck start ups only want ruby on rails developers? Anonvmous 122614(Fri)22:01:48 No. 45794867 45794890 45798725 45798760 45799182 45799190 45799231 45800065 It's hipster technology. They create an internet startup with Rails or Node.js on top of MongoDB. They have a io domain with a name that normally ends in -er but they removed the 'e'. They code in Sublime Text on their Macbooks while sitting in Starbucks. When people ask about their work they refer to themselves as a "code artisan".

Windows troubleshooter source code...
Python Microsoft Windows Debugging Backend
2 years ago 14.2K views 0 shares
Windows troubleshooter source code... | code-memes, python-memes, sublime text-memes, program-memes, loc-memes, data-memes, windows-memes, fix-memes, source code-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Windows troubleshooter source code leaked. S C: UsersKnzAppDataLocal ProgramsPythonPython37new.py - Sublime Text File Edit Selection Find View Goto Tools Project Preferences Help Python notes.py knzjs new.py csehtml 1 import os 2 def Windows Diagnostics () 3 print( Looking for problems") 4 waitTimer (20000ms) 5 print ( Unable to fix the issue.') 6

More commits messages from the Twitch leak !
Programming Debugging
3 years ago 16.6K views 0 shares
More commits messages from the Twitch leak ! | sublime text-memes, csv-memes, fix-memes, IT-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Playa Dev Playa Dev More TwitchLeak commit messages -OH MY GOD THAT WAS IT, IT ACTUALLY BUILDS. -Mouse events now work, magically! - temp files and csvs suck - formatting sucks - i suck -wtf why wont you build - ok wtf port are we running on then - Fix again.. wtf sublime text

Reject modernity
Programming Linux Frontend
3 years ago 17.6K views 0 shares
Reject modernity | code-memes, sublime text-memes, vim-memes, vscode-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content NOoooOOo, you must use Vim as your main editor Atom is the best use sublime text NO, I prefer vscode because its easier to save and quit Let me open my fancy IDE

This meme is unregistered
Programming
3 years ago 11.3K views 0 shares
This meme is unregistered | sublime text-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me: Hits CtrIS twice Sublime Text: 1am once again asking for your financial support.

Tru af
Programming
3 years ago 10.9K views 0 shares
Tru af | sublime text-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me: opens Sublime Text Pop-up: debo 1am once again asking for your financial support.