Circular Dependancy

THE EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OF EFFICIENCY! 💀 Imagine finishing in FOUR HOURS what your manager thought would take SIX MONTHS?! The absolute HORROR! Now you're trapped in that twilight zone between being an overachiever and a strategic slacker. Should you reveal your superhuman coding powers and risk getting buried under an avalanche of new projects? Or should you embrace the dark side and spend the next six months "working really hard" on that last 19% while secretly building your side hustle empire? That face says it all - the internal screaming of someone who accidentally optimized themselves out of six months of peaceful coding meditation. Congratulations, you played yourself! 🏆

Oh the IRONY! 😂 Asking engineers to write concise documentation is like asking a cat to fetch your mail! The person's face says it all - pure "are you kidding me?" energy! Engineers would rather write 10,000 lines of code than 10 lines explaining what it does. Documentation? That's just a mythical creature like the debugging unicorn that magically fixes your code! Every tech lead who's begged for updated docs feels this in their SOUL right now. Meanwhile, engineers are already mentally drafting a 47-page explanation of why they can't write a 1-page summary!

Ah, the funeral for uBlock Origin, scheduled for July 2025. Firefox is there pointing at the tombstone like "you seeing this?" while Chrome stands nearby looking suspiciously guilty. Google's plan to kill ad blockers with Manifest V3 is basically sending flowers to its own revenue stream. Firefox users just sitting here with popcorn watching Chrome users discover what the internet looks like without ad blocking. It's like watching someone experience pop-up ads for the first time since 2005.

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The silent war between developers in a shared repository is brutal. One minute you're proudly displaying your "Days Since Our Last Incident" counter, and the next minute your coworker executes the nuclear option: git rm -rf <repo> followed by git clone <repo> . That's not version control—that's version annihilation . It's the coding equivalent of "have you tried turning it off and on again?" but with a side of existential dread as you watch your commit history potentially vanish into the void. The look of betrayal in the first panel versus the cold, merciless expression in the second panel perfectly captures the emotional damage of repository scorched-earth tactics.