Circular Dependancy

Content Quote 66 Only half of programming is coding. The other 90 is debugging. 99 Anonymous

When World War 3 breaks out, programmers will somehow find a way to monetize the apocalypse. While everyone's panicking about nuclear fallout, developers are already spinning up their laptops asking "Hey, you need a landing page for your bunker?" The hustle never stops, not even during the literal end of civilization. That dog sitting there with a tie, completely unfazed by the mushroom clouds in the background, frantically coding up a React app for disaster preparedness? That's every freelance web developer who's ever existed. The world could be burning and we'd still be like "I can have a prototype ready by Friday, just need your brand colors and logo."

Content The 3 stages of Programmer Young and dumb Motivated and hopeful Fuck everyone and everything

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Content We would like to bring you in for an interview! I applied six months ago. 000 ...are you still available? 0000 0 0 8 Drawn And Coded 8-19 - 2022

You know those iconic O'Reilly tech books with random animals on the cover? Well, someone finally nailed what coding with ChatGPT actually feels like. That chimera creature—half dog, half emu—perfectly captures the Frankenstein's monster you get when you blindly copy-paste AI-generated code into your project. Sure, the front half looks legit and professional, but scroll down and you'll find some ostrich legs that have no business being there. "Introducing the uncanny valley into your codebase" is chef's kiss accurate. It compiles, it runs, but deep down you know something is fundamentally wrong . And good luck explaining it during code review.