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The eternal loop of pain for every developer who's been burned by a missing break statement. In many programming languages like JavaScript, C, or Java, forgetting to add a break after each case in a switch statement means execution "falls through" to the next case. What our poor Anakin thought was a simple while loop with a condition check is actually a nightmare waiting to happen. That smug look from Padmé says it all - she knows he's about to experience the joy of unexpected behavior when execution cascades through every case below the matching one. And just like the recursion in this meme format, the debugging pain will multiply infinitely. The real Force power is remembering your break statements.

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The eternal truth of coding careers: whether it's your first day or your ten-year anniversary, you're still frantically Googling regex patterns for email validation. Some things never change—your impostor syndrome just gets better at hiding. The real senior developer achievement isn't memorizing regex—it's knowing exactly which Stack Overflow answer to copy-paste without reading the comments warning you about edge cases. That's called efficiency.