Automate Everything (Even When It Makes No Sense)

The corporate tech meeting from hell. Two folks suggest superficial fixes like "color theory" and "enhanced GUI" while the third person—clearly the only one who's ever shipped anything—dares to suggest maybe, just maybe, the team needs actual time to innovate instead of endless sprints. Of course, he gets thrown out the window. Because in tech, suggesting we slow down and build something good is basically treason. Six years in the industry and I've never once seen a PM say "you know what, let's take a sprint off and fix our technical debt." Nope, just keep sprinting until your knees give out!

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Ah yes, the classic "I watched a tutorial, therefore I am a programmer" phase. We've all been there. That magical moment when you follow along with some dude coding a simple "Hello World" and suddenly you're convinced you can build the next Facebook. The irony of the title "Integer Overflow Amirite" is perfect - they probably don't even know what an integer overflow is yet, but they're already speaking the lingo and ready to join the tribe. Give it a week before they discover their first StackOverflow error and the real programming journey begins. The confidence of a beginner is truly the most powerful force in computing.

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