Automate Everything (Even When It Makes No Sense)

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Automate Everything (Even When It Makes No Sense)

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The classic programmer's dilemma: spending half a day automating what could be done manually in minutes. Sure, the math doesn't check out if you only need to do it once, but that smug beach photo says it all. Nothing beats the satisfaction of writing a script that makes a repetitive task disappear forever. The real ROI isn't the time saved—it's the smugness gained. We don't automate because it's practical; we automate because we're too stubborn to do the same thing twice.

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