Literally Me Going Through A Colleague's Repo

That face when the junior dev confidently explains an AI-generated pull request that's 90% hallucinated features and 10% actual code. The smug little smile says it all: "I totally understand what's happening here" while internally panicking about what await Promise.resolve(undefined).then(() => Math.random() > 0.5 ? 'success' : throw new Error('oops')) is supposed to accomplish. The code review is scheduled for 3pm and Stack Overflow is already open in 17 tabs.

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Code review energy is inversely proportional to the number of lines changed. It's like asking someone to proofread a sentence versus a novel—with 10 lines, you're hunting for typos with a magnifying glass. With 500 lines? "Looks good to me, ship it." Your brain just goes into self-preservation mode because nobody has the mental bandwidth to thoroughly review a small book's worth of code changes. Plus, let's be real: if you actually found issues in those 500 lines, you'd have to write an essay's worth of feedback, and ain't nobody got time for that. So we all collectively agree to nod and hope the CI/CD catches the bugs instead.

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