Literally Me Going Through A Colleague's Repo

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Literally Me Going Through A Colleague's Repo

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The expectation vs reality of code collaboration. Left side: dreamy thoughts about teamwork and shared brilliance. Right side: the existential crisis that hits when you actually see their spaghetti code with zero comments, nested ternaries, and variables named 'x1', 'x2', and 'final_x_i_promise'. Nothing quite matches the psychological damage of inheriting someone's "it works, don't touch it" masterpiece.

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