Am I a true software developer now?

Finding that StackOverflow post from a decade ago with your exact problem is like discovering ancient ruins. The post has zero answers, just a skeleton of hope sitting in the digital wasteland. You stand there, sword in hand, contemplating whether to continue your quest or join the fallen coder in eternal digital silence. The true horror isn't bugs or deadlines—it's realizing your "unique" problem was abandoned by someone else who probably switched careers to become a goat farmer.

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That timestamp isn't just any date—it's the sacred Unix epoch, the moment when computer time began. January 1, 1970, at precisely midnight UTC. The digital equivalent of "In the beginning..." for computers. Spot this timestamp in your logs and you know something's deeply wrong. Either your system thinks it's partying like it's 1970, or your timestamp logic has completely given up on life. No developer sees this without getting that cold shiver down their spine—the unmistakable feeling that a weekend of debugging awaits.