MFW When I'm Asking A Question In A C++ Sub

The brutal truth of how different developers handle bugs in their natural habitat: JavaScript devs: Just set everything on fire, copy-paste Stack Overflow, and limp onward with bandaged arms. Backend devs: Channel their inner Batman to hunt down the responsible developer. No mercy. Web devs: Accidentally release bugs, make them worse by trying to fix them, then finally remember they have sudo powers. Tech support: "It's not a bug, it's a feature." The ancient incantation that turns problems into product specifications. QA: Can't find bugs? Break everything and walk away. Job description: professional chaos agent. C++ devs: When all else fails, nuclear option. rm -rf and pray to the compiler gods.

When given the choice between proper multi-line comments /* */ and just spamming single-line comments // // // // , developers consistently choose chaos. It's not laziness—it's a lifestyle choice. The satisfaction of hammering that forward slash twice is just too powerful to resist. Plus, who needs structure when you can create a beautiful staircase of comment slashes that perfectly represents your declining code quality?

Non-developers: "Just make a simple 2D game." Game developers: *sweating profusely while implementing quad tree map rendering, spatial collision algorithms, concurrent state machines, object pools, reusable components, and realtime rewind* That moment when your "simple weekend project" requires six advanced computer science concepts and three mental breakdowns. The eternal gap between what people think programming is and the eldritch horror it actually becomes.

Ah, the age-old programmer dilemma keeping this poor soul awake at night. While his partner assumes he's mentally wandering to other romantic possibilities, he's actually spiraling down the rabbit hole of C programming semantics. Creating a struct within a struct is indeed just standard composition, not construction. But at 3 AM, these linguistic nuances feel like existential crises. The real relationship problem here isn't infidelity—it's his inability to stop debugging even in bed.

The recruiter promised you a tech paradise of Python, C++, SQL, and embedded systems. Six months later, you're a broken shell of a human manually copying data between Excel sheets. The thousand-yard stare says it all. Your CS degree is collecting dust while you're becoming a human VLOOKUP function.

C++ developers get crushed under a stack of errors all at once, while JavaScript developers get to enjoy a leisurely stroll up a staircase of errors, discovering each new problem one at a time. Nothing says "I love my job" like JavaScript's considerate approach to crushing your soul incrementally instead of all at once.