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From Algorithms To Asking "Would You Like Fries With That?"
Programming
1 month ago 122.5K views 0 shares
From Algorithms To Asking "Would You Like Fries With That?"
Ah, the classic tale of the underemployed programmer. Four years of algorithms, data structures, and all-night coding sessions just to ask "Would you like fries with that?" When your IDE is replaced by a POS terminal and your deployment environment is now the drive-thru lane. The ultimate "it works in production but not in my career" scenario. Meanwhile, Silicon Valley tech bros who can barely center a div are making six figures. The irony is rich enough to clog arteries – just like the food being served.

When Devs Moonlight At McDonald's
Programming Algorithms Debugging
3 months ago 115.3K views 0 shares
When Devs Moonlight At McDonald's
When you ask for "McDouble, only ketchup" and get a sad bun with just ketchup because the fast food worker parsed your request like a poorly written function parameter. Classic case of ambiguous syntax in human-to-human interfaces. Should've used proper operator precedence: (McDouble) && (only ketchup) instead of McDouble && (only ketchup) . The compiler at McDonald's took the literal interpretation.

The Great Tech Replacement
AI Programming
3 months ago 123.3K views 0 shares
The Great Tech Replacement
From debugging complex algorithms to flipping burgers at McCode's. The great tech replacement didn't quite pan out as expected, did it? After years of training AI to "automate all the things," it finally mastered the art of stealing your job while leaving you with an apron and a drive-thru window. The irony is delicious—much like the fries you're now serving to the engineers who built your digital replacement. At least you've still got job security... until they build a robot that can wave goodbye better than you can.

Bug Mac
Javascript Programming Debugging
4 months ago 151.2K views 1 shares
Bug Mac
Looks like McDonald's is running on JavaScript! Someone tried to access the Burger.Sidetext property but forgot to define the class properly. That's what happens when you let hungry devs code before lunch break. The burger box literally throwing a runtime error is peak fast food software integration. Next time try try/catch/eatAnyway() !