The Two Thrones Of Software Development

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The Two Thrones Of Software Development

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The truth nobody wants to admit: fancy gaming chair for writing code, toilet for actually fixing it. Nothing inspires debugging brilliance quite like the porcelain throne. That's where the real problem-solving happens—somewhere between panic and revelation. The universe's greatest debugging tool isn't a profiler or a console.log—it's the bathroom break that magically reveals the missing semicolon you've been hunting for three hours.

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