The Two Thrones Of Software Development

Content Quote 36 Only half of programming is coding. The other 90 is debugging. 99 Anonymous

The ultimate programmer dad joke has arrived! This meme shows a mattress literally shaped like the letter "S" between two bed frames - making it "hard-coded" in the most physical sense possible. It's what happens when you take programming terms literally. This is exactly what your senior developer warned you about when they said "don't hardcode values!" Now we know why - your code ends up sleeping uncomfortably and waking up with back problems. The only thing more painful than maintaining this bed would be maintaining the legacy code it represents.

Content Paul Graham paulg. 1h It's hard to predict what Al will do to the world, but that's all the more reason to learn to program. Al may churn up any industry, but the programmers have the best chance of surfing on this wave instead of having it crash on their heads. 67 12 151 1,2K 188K 1 SOME FLOATS GENARATING SOME RANDOM ASS TOKENS MY ASS BEING ABLE TO RUN RANDOM PYTHON REPOS ProdrammerHumor.io

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Nothing quite captures that special brand of self-inflicted misery like spending two hours hunting for a bug that doesn't exist. There you are, frantically combing through every line of code, questioning your life choices, only to discover you've been running the unedited build the entire time. Your changes? Never compiled. Your fixes? Never applied. Your sanity? Completely optional. It's like trying to fix a car while looking at a photograph of the engine.

Content AN ENGINEER HELPING A DESIGNER NO PROBLEM, WE CAN FIX THIS ON THE TERMINAL WHOA, YOU'RE A HACKER! NO, IT'S JUST THE TERMINAL. WHERE ARE ALL THE BUTTONS, ICONS, AND DROPDOWN MENUS? IS THIS. THE MATRIX YES. PABLO STANLEY