I Tried A Senior Dev Joke Though I Am A Junior

Junior developer Senior developer Scalability System design Imposter syndrome Spongebob Architecture High load performance Requests per second

Programming Debugging Databases Backend Cloud

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I Tried A Senior Dev Joke Though I Am A Junior

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Junior dev: "I'm a programmer"

Senior dev: *starts explaining scalability issues*

Junior dev: *visible confusion*

Senior dev: "millions of requests per second"

The exact moment when a junior realizes their cute little CRUD app with 5 users isn't quite the same as building systems that don't burst into flames under load. We've all been there—thinking we're hot stuff until someone mentions "eventual consistency" and our brains blue-screen.

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