I Tried A Senior Dev Joke Though I Am A Junior

Junior dev: "I'm a programmer"

Senior dev: *starts explaining scalability issues*

Junior dev: *visible confusion*

Senior dev: "millions of requests per second"

The exact moment when a junior realizes their cute little CRUD app with 5 users isn't quite the same as building systems that don't burst into flames under load. We've all been there—thinking we're hot stuff until someone mentions "eventual consistency" and our brains blue-screen.