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You know your career has peaked when a magical genie offers you wishes and your first instinct is to check your ticket backlog. The programmer logs into Jira and discovers zero issues—a miracle so statistically improbable it makes winning the lottery look like a Tuesday. But here's the kicker: even with a genie granting impossible wishes, the programmer's second wish isn't infinite knowledge, world peace, or even unlimited coffee. Nope. He wants to become a duck farmer. Because at some point, you realize that dealing with actual ducks is probably less chaotic than dealing with sprint planning, merge conflicts, and stakeholders who want "just one small change" on Friday afternoon. The genie's seen some stuff, but even he knows: every developer secretly dreams of escaping to a simpler life where the only bugs are the ones eating your crops.

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