I Tried A Senior Dev Joke Though I Am A Junior

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The emotional damage of hearing "that feature won't be deployed" hits harder than any dog bite. You spent 3 days optimizing that algorithm, refactoring legacy code, and writing pristine documentation... only for management to casually toss it in the digital trash bin because "users won't notice it anyway." The dog might not bite, but management's casual dismissal of your work is the real psychological doberman attack. Somewhere in a parallel universe, there's a git branch with all our rejected masterpieces, living their best lives.

The AUDACITY of this meme! 💀 It's the most brutal reality check in the history of programming! One minute you're cackling like a hyena at memes about semicolons causing nuclear meltdowns, and the next you're sobbing into your keyboard because your code is throwing 47 errors and Stack Overflow is judging your life choices. The duality of developer existence - comedy in theory, tragedy in practice. We're all just emotional wrecks in business casual attire pretending we know what we're doing!

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