I Tried A Senior Dev Joke Though I Am A Junior

Content 2 Awards My husband and I got married just 3 months ago and I found out he's a notorious sleep talker. Some nights he would roll over to me, kiss me full on the mouth, tell me he loves me, then plonk right back on his pillow and start snoring again(this actually happens regularly, much to my delight lol). Other nights he would blurt out things like how he would install a new server at the sherrif's office, or there's a snake on his palm and when I asked what it's doing he answered that it's coding something. I now enjoy staying up late and am a proud owner of several recordings of my husband's sleep talkings. Recently, I got him answering math questions and it tickled me silly how he got them all correct. Edit: Oh, hey! I got awards. Thank youuuu happy dance 4 29k J namewithak 4h 2 Awards Was the snake a Python? 4 1,8k J DokterZ 4h SSSSSSSSSSQL SSSSSSSERVER. 4 453 J

Content Halli iamharaldur Dear elonmusk 9 days ago the access to my work computer was cut, along with about 200 other Twitter employees. However your head of HR is not able to confirm if I am an employee or not. You've not answered my emails. Maybe if enough people retweet you'll answer me here? 12:38 PM Mar 6, 2023 - 7.4M Views 7,085 Retweets 579 Quote Tweets 31.4K Likes 17 Halli iamharaldur 5h Replying to iamharaldur and elonmusk Hi jack I would really appreciate your help on this one. My company was acquired on your watch and I joined because I believed in what you were building. 70 17 348 4,554 a 729.8K 1 Halli iamharaldur 5h And then there's sequoia and a16z. Two investors in Twitter that claim they are founder friendly. Let's see if they actually live by that motto now that Twitter is cutting acquired founders with no communication. 50 17 289 3,845 .651.8K 1 Elon Musk elonmusk : 2h Replying to iamharaldur What work have you been doing? 1,501 17 1.052 19.4K 4.3M 1 Halli iamharaldur 2h Replying to elonmusk I would need to break confidentiality to answer this question here. If you have your lawyers share in writing that I can do that then I'd be happy to discuss that openly! 335 17 137 M 3.363 Nil 797.5K Show replies ProdrammerHumor io

The evolution of professional ethics in the digital age is... something else. Designers freak out when AI scrapes their artwork: "NO! THIS IS ILLEGAL!" Meanwhile, programmers hear that ChatGPT pillaged their GitHub repos and their first question is "Did it actually compile though?" Nothing captures the programmer mindset better than skipping past the copyright violation and jumping straight to "but does it work?" Because let's be honest - if ChatGPT can make sense of your spaghetti code, you might as well hire it.

The ultimate conspiracy theory has been revealed—programming is just a massive hoax! According to this groundbreaking exposé, we've all been duped. Computers were meant to solve math, not be programmed. C is clearly just a letter in the alphabet that got way too full of itself. And if you need to print something? Grab a pen like a normal human being! My favorite part is the claim that optimizing CPU usage with recursive threaded methods is "nonsensical" and "deranged." Well, excuse me for trying to make my code run 0.02% faster while consuming only 99.8% of available RAM! And the evidence is damning: colored text in terminals, compilation errors, and a teapot you can't even drink from. Clearly, if programming were real, someone would have figured out how to make while(true){print(money);} work by now. Checkmate, developers.

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