The Language Bashing Greatest Hits Tour

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The Language Bashing Greatest Hits Tour

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The programming community's greatest hits, served daily at the language-bashing diner! First up, JavaScript is bad (groundbreaking). Then the shocking revelation that Java is verbose (who knew?). And for dessert, the classic "PHP is terrible too" take. It's like watching someone discover fire in 2023 and expecting applause. The true art here isn't the hot takes—it's how we keep recycling the same three jokes while nodding sagely as if we've just dropped profound wisdom. Revolutionary stuff, truly.

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