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Content Notch notch 11h Uh,excuse me,but I am 12.5 retarded and can use that word. Haaris A M Qureshi imaginewizard Replying to notch Can you not use ableist slurs? 65 17 179 1.9K Jephph Martin dOOdleBoB Follow Replying to notch Are you sure it's only 12.5? I mean, you DID create Minecraft using only Java 9:10 AM - 30 May 2018 1 Retweet 20 Likes 17

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Some tech talks make you question reality itself. This guy's up there presenting "Building Mobile Apps With PHP" with the confidence of someone who's never encountered a modern framework. It's like watching someone enthusiastically explain how to commute to work on a horse and buggy in 2023. Every mobile developer in that audience is either having an existential crisis or frantically checking if they accidentally time-traveled back to 2009. The speaker probably follows this up with "And for optimal performance, we'll deploy to Blackberry first!"

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Ah, the classic "let me put every tech sticker on my laptop" phase that somehow never ends. That sheet is basically a developer's Tinder profile - trying to impress everyone while secretly knowing half those technologies hate each other. VSCode and Rust living peacefully next to PHP and JavaScript is like putting cats and dogs in the same tiny apartment and expecting them to share the remote. That Go mascot at the bottom is just waiting for the chaos to unfold. It's the tech equivalent of wearing both Nike and Adidas to the same gym.