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Content 10:35 62 VUUnlICCUUlIo. Food Around is seeking a PHP Developer okay with primarily focusing on Laravel Development You will also have experience in REST APIS, Google Cloud, GitHub, MySQL Responsibilities: Experience programming PHP applications in a production format Writing complex backend functions with PHP Designing and developing efficient systems that involve BigData Must have experience with Linux servers Experience with MySQLMongoDB Experience integrating 3rd party API's (REST, OAuth, JSONP) Drive tasks to completion and take ownership of projects Working towards Bachelors in Computer Science or Engineering, or equivalent experience Job Types: Part-time, Internship Pay: 5.00 per hour Benefits: Flexible schedule Schedule: Apply now

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