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PHP has been declared dead more times than a horror movie villain, yet somehow it's still powering like 80% of the web. The language that everyone loves to hate but secretly depends on is basically the tech equivalent of that cockroach that survives the nuclear apocalypse. Modern frameworks? Got 'em. Composer package management? Check. Type hinting? Sure, why not. Meanwhile, the "cool kids" with their shiny new JavaScript frameworks are on version 47.3.2 and your app broke because someone updated a dependency by one minor version. PHP's secret to immortality? It just works. No idea how. No idea why. It just refuses to die, much to the chagrin of computer science professors everywhere.

Content Questions Jobs Tags Users Badges Ask A V reddit API - Pulling images from subreddit php Xml son reddit I'm looking for examples in reddit API. I want to pull images from a certain subreddit (http:www.reddit.comrVillagePorn) and put them on a webpage. I've seen other websites do it (mainly, r ) and I can't figure out how. I tried http:www.reddit.comrVillagePorn.xml but that just returns the Thumbnail of the picture. Not even the link itself. What should I do? Share Improve this question Follow test 16.3k 63 161 238 asked Jul 5 '12 at 18:37 Bojangles 94.8k 48 163 200 edited Jul 5 '12 at 18:42 2 That's a pretty subreddit :) (and no, it's not NSFW for those of you who are wondering) - Bojangles Jul 5 '12 at 18:43 Add a comment

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Ah, the modern tech job posting—where companies want a single developer with the skills of seventeen specialists working for the price of one junior. The guy nails it perfectly. When recruiters list every technology under the sun—from three programming languages to multiple frameworks, databases, cloud services, DevOps tools, and system administration—they're basically asking for a unicorn who can replace their entire engineering team. After 15 years in the industry, I've seen job descriptions evolve from "Java developer" to "technical demigod who can single-handedly build, deploy, and maintain the entire digital infrastructure of a Fortune 500 company while also making coffee." And the best part? They'll still call it "entry-level" and offer you exposure instead of a proper salary.