Name A More Iconic Duo, I'll Wait

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Name A More Iconic Duo, I'll Wait

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The ultimate developer survival kit: PHP programming book + bleach. Because after writing PHP code, you'll either want to sanitize your inputs or your eyeballs. Amazon's algorithm knows exactly what you need after a day of wrestling with string concatenation and undefined variables. At least the bleach gives you options – clean your keyboard of shame or drink away the memory of that spaghetti code you just committed to production. $42.50 seems like a small price to pay for both therapy and technical documentation.

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