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Rate My Groundbreaking Startup

Rate My Groundbreaking Startup
Ah yes, another revolutionary startup idea: Tailwind CSS + dark theme + neon colors. The holy trinity of "I'm totally not building the same thing as everyone else." Squidward's sarcasm perfectly captures what happens when you pitch your groundbreaking web app to anyone who's seen more than three websites in the past decade. Next you'll tell me you're using React and MongoDB too. Truly disruptive.

The Groundbreaking Indie Game Pitch

The Groundbreaking Indie Game Pitch
Ah, indie game developers and their groundbreaking ideas! First, they'll make a "top-down RPG" (revolutionary, never been done before). Then they'll make it "Earthbound inspired" (because apparently that's a personality trait now). And finally, they'll add "crafting" (because every game needs to let you combine sticks and rocks for some reason). Meanwhile, Squidward is all of us experienced devs dying inside as we watch the 500th pitch that's basically just "Stardew Valley but with guns" being presented as the next gaming revolution. How daring indeed.

The Language Bashing Greatest Hits Tour

The Language Bashing Greatest Hits Tour
The programming community's greatest hits, served daily at the language-bashing diner! First up, JavaScript is bad (groundbreaking). Then the shocking revelation that Java is verbose (who knew?). And for dessert, the classic "PHP is terrible too" take. It's like watching someone discover fire in 2023 and expecting applause. The true art here isn't the hot takes—it's how we keep recycling the same three jokes while nodding sagely as if we've just dropped profound wisdom. Revolutionary stuff, truly.