Powering The Internet Since Eternity

Powering The Internet Since Eternity
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Everyone loves to trash PHP for its security holes and weird quirks, but here's the uncomfortable truth: it's still running like 77% of the web. WordPress, Facebook (well, their Hack variant), Wikipedia—all powered by the language everyone loves to hate.

PHP sitting there with that smug grin because while developers are busy dunking on it at conferences and on Twitter, it's literally keeping the internet alive. Your blog? PHP. Your e-commerce site? Probably PHP. That random forum from 2004 that somehow still has the answer you need? Definitely PHP.

Sure, it's got vulnerabilities and made some questionable design choices back in the day, but it's been around since '95 and refuses to die. It's the cockroach of programming languages—indestructible and everywhere you don't want it to be, but somehow essential to the ecosystem.

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