Take Care Of Your Back

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Take Care Of Your Back

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The infamous programmer shrimp posture strikes again! While you're busy Googling "why does my back hurt!?", the answer is literally hunched over your keyboard. That curved shrimp at the desk is the most accurate developer ergonomics diagram ever created. Forget standing desks and ergonomic chairs—we've all evolved into crustaceans after years of debugging. Your spine is just another thing you've sacrificed to the coding gods, right next to your social life and regular sleep schedule.

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