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Just Open A Pull Request They Said

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Just Open A Pull Request They Said

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Taylor Otwell just disabled GitHub issues and told people to "just describe bugs to an AI and open a PR" because apparently that's easier than dealing with issue reports. Spoiler alert: someone immediately took him up on it and submitted an AI-generated PR.

The rejection letter is *chef's kiss* - a masterclass in politely saying "did you seriously just copy-paste ChatGPT output into my framework?" The whole "thoughtful human insight into the codebase" bit is code for "please actually read the docs before letting the robot write your contribution."

So yeah, turns out when you tell people to use AI to contribute to open source, you get... AI contributions. Who could've predicted this? It's like closing the front door and being surprised when people start coming through the windows you just opened.

The real kicker? He closed it "last week" - probably took about 3 days to realize this workflow creates more work than it saves. Open source maintainers can't catch a break.

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