PHP Peasantry

The absolute AUDACITY of the programming world right now! Non-PHP developers strutting around like aristocratic snobs in their fancy JavaScript frameworks and their "modern" languages, looking down from their ivory towers at the PHP developers who are just... existing. Meanwhile, PHP devs are down there powering like 77% of the internet (WordPress, anyone?) but getting treated like they're coding with quill and parchment. The DISRESPECT is real! These poor souls are out here keeping the web running while everyone else is busy arguing about which React hook is superior. It's giving "let them eat $_POST" energy.