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Loading a plane into a cargo jet is about as efficient as storing JSON in SQL. Sure, it technically works, but it's like wearing formal shoes to the beach—you've completely missed the point. And your company does this with XML as nvarchar strings? That's taking inefficiency to an art form. It's like photocopying a painting, faxing the copy, then taking a picture of the fax with a flip phone. Seven years of database optimization techniques thrown out the window because someone in 2005 said "just make it work for the demo."

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Oh. My. God. Daily standups have officially transcended into the SPIRITUAL REALM! 👻 The Scrum Master, desperately channeling the ghost of Tim through Microsoft Teams, while the rest of us sit in this UNHOLY SÉANCE pretending we care if Tim fixed that bug from yesterday. Honey, Tim isn't "experiencing audio issues" - he's LITERALLY ASTRAL PROJECTING to avoid this meeting! The candles aren't for ambiance - they're for SUMMONING THE SPIRIT OF PRODUCTIVITY that died three sprints ago! 💀