Not Received Or Not Delivered

The difference between IT Engineers and drug dealers when "losing a few packets" is night and day. For network folks, it's just Tuesday - hit retry and move on with your life. For the pharmaceutical distribution specialists, it's 5-10 years without parole. TCP will happily retransmit your lost data; the DEA won't retransmit your freedom.

Started the day with a clean architecture and grand plans, ended it untangling spaghetti code that would make Italian chefs weep. That poor soul in the image isn't fixing cables - he's experiencing the exact emotional journey you take when your elegant 20-line solution somehow mutates into 500 lines of nested if-statements and stack overflow copypasta. The transition from "I'll build something beautiful" to "I'll be happy if it just stops throwing exceptions" happens faster than you can say "it works on my machine."

The eternal architectural gang war nobody asked for. Left side: P2P, where every device thinks it's special and talks to everyone else like some distributed democracy experiment. Right side: Client-Server, the digital feudal system where one database rules them all and the peasant clients just have to deal with it. Sure, P2P is resilient when the apocalypse hits, but good luck finding that one file when half the network is asleep. Meanwhile, Client-Server has a single point of failure that keeps sysadmins awake at night, but at least you know exactly who to blame when everything crashes.

Someone just asked what a TXT record is and now the entire DNS infrastructure is having an existential crisis. The rant starts off strong: naming servers? Pointless. DNS queries? Never needed. The hosts.txt file was RIGHT THERE doing its job perfectly fine before we overengineered everything. Then comes the kicker—sysadmins apparently want to know "your server's location" and "arbitrary text" which sounds like something a "deranged" person would dream up. But wait... that's literally what TXT records do. They store arbitrary text strings in DNS for things like SPF, DKIM, domain verification, and other critical internet infrastructure. The irony is thicker than a poorly configured DNS zone file. The punchline? After this whole tirade about DNS being useless, they show what "REAL DNS" looks like—three increasingly complex diagrams that nobody understands, followed by a simple DNS query example. The response: "They have played us for absolute fools." Translation: DNS is actually incredibly complex and essential, and maybe we shouldn't have been complaining about TXT records in the first place. It's the classic developer move of calling something stupid right before realizing you don't actually understand how it works.

GASP! The HORROR of finding an Airbnb that's just... HTTP?! Not HTTPS?! My security-conscious soul is SHAKING! 😱 Imagine booking a room where your data travels NAKED across the internet without encryption! That's like sending your credit card info on a postcard and hoping nobody reads it! The web development gods are SCREAMING right now! No SSL certificate? In THIS economy?! I'd rather sleep in my car than connect to that Wi-Fi!

Ah, the classic "backups are overrated" followed by a complete national disaster. Nothing says "I told you so" quite like 647 government systems going offline simultaneously. And just when you thought it couldn't get worse, an SUV catches fire in the parking lot of the already-burned data center. It's like watching someone drop their phone in water, dry it in rice, then drop it in their soup. The cherry on top? The official in charge of "managing errors" decided gravity was the quickest way to resolve his ticket queue. Somewhere, a sysadmin who suggested redundant offsite backups is silently drinking coffee while watching the world burn.