Datagram Memes

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Not Received Or Not Delivered

Not Received Or Not Delivered
The server is just yeeting responses into the void and hoping for the best! UDP (User Datagram Protocol) is basically the networking equivalent of throwing paper airplanes out a window and not caring if they reach their destination. Unlike its responsible older sibling TCP, UDP doesn't wait for acknowledgments or bother with retransmissions. It's the digital manifestation of "fire and forget" – perfect for streaming, gaming, and situations where dropping packets is preferable to waiting. The diagram perfectly captures how the server just keeps blasting responses without checking if anything arrived. Hey, did you get my packet? Who knows! Who cares!

Lost Packet Paperwork Hell

Lost Packet Paperwork Hell
Ah, bureaucracy has finally reached the network layer! This brilliant form imagines what would happen if our digital packets needed the same paperwork as our physical ones. "Print legibly and press hard. You are making up to 255 copies." Because nothing says efficient data transfer like carbon copy paperwork. I particularly love the "this bit intentionally left blank" option - as if packets are now subject to the same ridiculous government form logic that plagues humans. Next thing you know, UDP packets will need to take a number and TCP packets will need to schedule three-way handshakes weeks in advance. Remember: if your packet gets lost in transit, please fill out form RFC2460 in triplicate and expect a response in 4-6 business weeks.