Don't Leave Me

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Ah, the elusive A: drive. For the younger devs who've never experienced the joy of floppy disks, the A: drive was the default letter for that ancient 3.5" data rectangle that stored a whopping 1.44MB. That's right—not GB, not even MB—just 1.44MB. You could fit approximately one-third of a modern JavaScript framework's readme file on there. These days, most computers don't even have physical drive letters anymore, just abstract mount points that hide in the shadows like well-documented code.

That ancient Windows 98 laptop begging for sweet release while its buff owner refuses to let go is the perfect metaphor for corporate IT. Somewhere, right now, a critical banking system is running on this exact machine because "it still works fine" and "upgrading might break something." The same people who rush to buy the latest smartphone are forcing this poor machine to run another day. It's not vintage—it's technological torture.

Spent 15 years watching Windows get progressively hungrier for RAM while Linux just keeps chugging along efficiently. The buff Tom vs. beaten-up Tom meme perfectly captures it - 4GB on Linux? Absolutely jacked, ready to compile kernels and run servers without breaking a sweat. Meanwhile, Windows with 16GB is still gasping for air after opening Chrome and Outlook. Four times the RAM and Windows still struggles like it's running on a potato. Classic Microsoft bloat - where every "optimization" somehow requires more resources than the last version. And yet we keep paying for the privilege of watching that blue loading circle...

Content Windows After Messing Up My Linux Partition For Securtiy Reasons No need to thank me.

Oh. My. GAWD. This is the most SAVAGE roast of operating systems I've ever seen! 💅 Mac Airlines is basically that controlling boyfriend who's like "Shhh, don't worry your pretty little head about ANYTHING" while making ALL your decisions. The AUDACITY! 🙄 Windows Air is that gorgeous terminal with all the bells and whistles that LITERALLY EXPLODES after takeoff. Like, hello?? I just wanted to check my email, not recreate the final scene from every disaster movie ever! But Linux Air? HONEY. They're the DIY hipsters who are SO DONE with corporate airlines they built their own planes! Sure, you have to assemble your own seat with a wrench (because heaven forbid anything be simple), but at least the plane doesn't EXPLODE and nobody's treating you like a toddler. The fact that this meme has been circulating since practically the DAWN OF TIME just proves some tech truths are eternal. Like your Linux-using friend who CANNOT SHUT UP about their amazing in-flight meal while you're still trying to figure out why your Windows plane crashed again.