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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Signs Of A Digital Stroke

Microsoft Windows Programming
1 month ago 159.5K views 0 shares
Signs Of A Digital Stroke
Nothing says "I'm having a medical emergency" quite like expressing fondness for Microsoft Teams. After 15 years in tech, I've seen tools come and go, but Teams manages to combine all the worst parts of Slack, Zoom, and Outlook into one bandwidth-devouring monster. The real stroke is what happens to your productivity when you're stuck in back-to-back Teams meetings all day while the app slowly consumes every last byte of your RAM. And don't get me started on those random disconnects right before your important presentation.

Signs Of A Digital Stroke

Microsoft Programming
1 month ago 223.0K views 0 shares
Signs Of A Digital Stroke
The medical chart says "Signs of a Stroke" but the real emergency is having to use Microsoft Teams. Nothing says "I've lost all motor function and capacity for rational thought" like claiming to enjoy that laggy, notification-spamming hellscape. The only people who genuinely love Teams are the same folks who think rebooting fixes everything and that "the cloud" is an actual place in the sky. The rest of us just smile through the pain during those daily standups while secretly plotting our escape to Slack or Discord.

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