Collaboration tools Memes

Nothing says "I've reached a new level of despair" quite like discovering something worse than your own code. That moment when Microsoft Teams enters the chat and suddenly your self-loathing gets an upgrade. It's the corporate equivalent of thinking you've hit rock bottom, then someone hands you a shovel. The best part? You're still typing away, just with more existential dread per keystroke.

The medical chart says "Signs of a Stroke" but the real emergency is having to use Microsoft Teams. Nothing says "I've lost all motor function and capacity for rational thought" like claiming to enjoy that laggy, notification-spamming hellscape. The only people who genuinely love Teams are the same folks who think rebooting fixes everything and that "the cloud" is an actual place in the sky. The rest of us just smile through the pain during those daily standups while secretly plotting our escape to Slack or Discord.