Power Apps: Where Dreams Go To Die Slowly

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The classic "have you tried turning it off and on again" advice gets a Windows makeover. Dad's suggesting running DISM and SFC commands—the digital equivalent of "walk it off" for your computer. These commands repair system files and check for corruption, basically telling your PC to stop whining about its problems and fix itself. Just like real dad advice, it's both annoyingly simple and surprisingly effective.

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The meme shows a character rapidly aging after learning Windows 10 was released in 2015. It's the perfect visual representation of how software lifecycles hit different in tech years. Microsoft announced Windows 10 is reaching End of Life (EOL) in October 2025 – meaning an OS that feels like it just came out yesterday is already being put out to pasture. Nothing makes developers feel their own mortality quite like realizing the "new" operating system they reluctantly upgraded to is already being shown the door. Time in tech is measured in dog years, apparently.

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30 years and the tables have turned! In 1994, Windows users were the serious business types while Linux nerds were the smug outsiders. Fast forward to 2024, and suddenly Linux is the sensible choice for actual work while Windows users are busy rebooting after another forced update. Nothing says "technological evolution" quite like watching Microsoft slowly transform their OS into what looks like a billboard with occasional computing features. The irony is delicious – and completely lost on anyone still waiting for their Windows 11 widgets to load.