It's Not A Crash, It's A Happy Little Restart!

Remember installing software in the 90s? That "Next, Next, Next" ritual felt like a mystical journey guided by some all-powerful wizard who could either bless your PC with working software or curse it with toolbars and bloatware. Back then, clicking the wrong option meant summoning demons into your registry. And God help you if you accidentally declined the license agreement – that wizard would banish you back to the beginning faster than you could say "dial-up." Now I just type npm install and pray to the dependency gods instead.

When your Gateway PC from 1998 can't run a game from 2023, it's not exactly a shocking revelation. That ancient beige box with its Pentium II processor and whopping 32MB of RAM would struggle to run the loading screen of GTA VI, let alone the actual game. The hilarious part is framing this as "breaking news" - as if anyone was holding out hope that their museum-worthy Windows 98 machine would somehow handle a game requiring approximately 500,000% more computing power. It's like announcing that your horse-drawn carriage won't qualify for Formula 1 racing. But hey, at least you can still play Minesweeper at a blistering 800x600 resolution!

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