It's Not A Crash, It's A Happy Little Restart!

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It's Not A Crash, It's A Happy Little Restart!

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Windows crashes aren't bugs—they're features. Just like Bob Ross turned mistakes into birds, Microsoft turns kernel panics into "happy little restarts." That blue screen isn't the digital grim reaper; it's just your OS taking an unscheduled meditation break. The best part? You didn't even have to click "restart"—Windows thoughtfully did it for you! Nothing says "I value your time" like forcibly closing all your unsaved work because some random driver decided to have an existential crisis.

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