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Microsoft invented dark mode before it was cool—they just called it "Windows 98." While the rest of us were squinting at blinding white interfaces, Windows veterans were bathing in that sweet gray-on-darker-gray aesthetic since the Clinton administration. Fast forward to Windows 11 with its sleek blues and rounded corners looking at 98 like "who's your daddy?" The real irony? We spent decades escaping that "dated" look only to circle back and call it "ergonomic" and "eye-friendly." Congrats hipsters, you've reinvented floppy disks and dial-up modems are probably next.

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Congratulations, you've just witnessed peak tech executive cost-cutting logic! Delete the entire operating system to save a few megabytes—because who needs a functioning computer when you can brag about storage optimization? For the uninitiated, System32 is basically Windows' vital organs. Deleting it is like removing your brain to lose weight. Sure, you'll be lighter, but also... dead. The real punchline? 10MB is practically nothing in today's computing world—it's like demolishing your house to save on a light bulb. But hey, "efficiency" at its finest!

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The sacred resurrection of ancient tech! Floppy disks—those square relics that Gen Z thinks are just 3D-printed save icons—sacrificed themselves to digital obsolescence only to be immortalized as the universal "save" symbol. Their physical form perished so their spiritual legacy could live on in every toolbar across the digital universe. Next time you click that little square icon, pour one out for the 1.44MB martyr that died for your sins of not backing up your work.

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