Quick Call Before You Die

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Quick Call Before You Die

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Death? Inconvenient. But letting your coworkers think you're available for a 4PM sync? Unforgivable. The modern corporate afterlife requires proper status management. IT won't approve your heavenly bandwidth unless your Teams status is properly set to "Permanently OOO." Just imagine the Slack notifications in the casket. *ping* "Hey, noticed you're online. Quick question..."

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