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Content How Emoii Get Lost in Translation on Different Devices 1.583.286 visualizzazioni 28.524 I 1.852 CONDIVIDI Et SLATE Slate Pubblicato il 13 feb 2016 As more people of all ages, devices, and tech savvy adopt emojis in their texts and online messages, we must address a problem few seem to realize: Emojis look very different on different platforms. Unicode-the standard programming language that allows communication between platforms-is pretty much foolproof for text. Words are words, and there are no cross-platform kinks to work out. But when it comes to emoji characters, things get a bit trickier. Because of licensing issues, many messaging systems on different platforms must develop their own interpretations of the corresponding emoji symbols, so an emoji on an iPhone may appear very different on an Android. And let's just say the results ... vary. To get to the bottom of the cross-platform issues, we compared every single emoii on different systems and identified the biggest discrepancies between the Google, Apple, Microsoft, and Samsung sets. Watch the video above to find out just how much can be lost in emoji translation. Categoria Intrattenimento Licenza Licenza YouTube standard MOSTRA MENO ISCRIVITI 116.735

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Ah, the sophisticated approach of Microsoft solving complex tech problems: just hit it with a sledgehammer and call it "AI integration." Left side shows delicate digital infrastructure; right side shows Microsoft's solution of brute force. Why debug legacy code when you can just demolish it and slap "AI-powered" on the rubble? The perfect metaphor for when your CEO discovers ChatGPT and suddenly every product roadmap needs "AI transformation." Subtlety? Never heard of her.

Content Have you ever seen code so bad it made you laugh? David Seidman, former Security Program Manager at Microsoft (2005-2016) Answered Feb 8 Upvoted by Aveesha Sharma, Masters of Science Software Engineering, Arizona State Univ... and Mandeep Kaur, MS Software Engineering, San Jose State University (2017) I was working for Microsoft's security incident response team investigating a vulnerability. We opened up the relevant file. It contained 10,000 lines of uncommented archaic C code. At the top was a single comment: This code has bugs. It did.

Dinner with the girlfriend's dad turned into an impromptu technical interview? Classic tech industry courtship ritual! Nothing says "welcome to the family" like getting grilled on array optimization over appetizers. Poor guy thought he was there for mashed potatoes but got served a medium LeetCode instead. The best part is him mentally preparing for system design questions at Christmas. Forget bringing wine—better brush up on microservices architecture and load balancing strategies! That final line though... "Girl is Asian. I'm not." Suddenly the stakes are higher than his O(n) solution. Next visit he'll probably need to whiteboard a red-black tree implementation while carving the turkey.

Ah, Cold War propaganda meets modern tech rivalries. Microsoft reminding us that sharing code freely is basically a slippery slope to full-blown communism. Because nothing says "threat to capitalism" like letting people see your for loops. The irony is delicious considering Microsoft now owns GitHub and claims to "heart" open source. Turns out the red menace was inside Redmond all along.