The Zen Of Tech Support Nihilism

The mental health screening just took an unexpected turn! Using Visual Studio as your default text editor is like bringing a nuclear submarine to a fishing trip. Sure, it'll work, but the 15-minute startup time and 8GB of RAM consumption just to edit "hello.txt" might be signs of deeper issues. The family probably has a history of installing entire IDEs to change a single line of config files. Next question: "Does anyone in your family use Electron apps to check the weather?"

The AUDACITY of Windows to act like it's some pristine angel when it's literally BEGGING you to use Command Prompt with admin privileges! 💅 That top panel shows Windows with its cute little logo asking if we're "forgetting one teensy-weensy crucial detail" while the bottom panel exposes the TRUTH - you need to sacrifice your firstborn child (or just type some arcane command) to make this operating system do ANYTHING useful! The command line is the dark magic holding together Microsoft's glittery facade, and I am LIVING for this callout!

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Nothing triggers that dopamine rush quite like seeing "Code compiled successfully." The rest of your day could be absolute garbage, your production server could be on fire, and your boss might be questioning your life choices, but for those brief 3 seconds after hitting compile... pure bliss. It's the closest thing to a functional relationship most developers will ever experience.

Windows is having an absolute MELTDOWN at the mere suggestion of uninstalling Edge, shrieking like it's the end of civilization as we know it! Meanwhile, Linux is just sitting there with its penguin smugness like "Bootloader? Pfft, delete whatever you want, I'm not your mom." The sheer AUDACITY of the difference! Windows treating you like a toddler with scissors while Linux basically hands you a chainsaw and says "have fun, sweetie!" 💀

Initial panic: "Oh god, my $3000 custom build is DOA!" Brief relief: "Wait, I'm an idiot. I didn't plug it in." Existential dread: "I've plugged it in and... nothing. Time to question every component choice, life decision, and whether I should've just bought a pre-built like my non-technical friends suggested."