The Zen Of Tech Support Nihilism

Operating systems Tech support Windows vista Tech indifference Os wars Tech burnout System admin Tech neutrality

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The Zen Of Tech Support Nihilism

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The bold declaration of OS neutrality from someone who's clearly reached tech support nirvana. After your 47th ticket about "my computer is slow" (translation: they have 97 Chrome tabs open), you too will achieve this level of enlightenment. Whether you're running Windows Vista, TempleOS, or a custom Arch build you won't shut up about, the IT guy has transcended petty OS wars. He's seen things. Terrible things. Like people storing passwords in a text file called "definitely_not_passwords.txt".

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