Microsoft Announces Revolutionary Keyboard Designed For Vibe Coding

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5 months ago 162,180 views 1 shares

Microsoft Announces Revolutionary Keyboard Designed For Vibe Coding

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Finally, a keyboard that matches my coding style! Just one giant tab key for those who believe proper indentation is the only thing that matters in code reviews. Who needs actual logic when your code looks good? Microsoft really understands that 90% of programming is just frantically hitting tab until your code aligns perfectly before the senior dev walks by your desk. The other 10% is Stack Overflow, obviously.

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