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Content I work in IT, which is the reason our house has: - mechanical locks - mechanical windows - routers using OpenWRT - no smart home crap -no AlexaGoogle Assistant.. - no internet connected thermostats Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via alexa! I love the future! Programmers Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise.

The classic Drake meme perfectly captures Microsoft's bizarre resource allocation. Top panel: Drake recoils in disgust at "Making a basic Azure linked-service test-connection endpoint working" — you know, something customers actually need daily. Bottom panel: Drake enthusiastically approves of "Building a $50M quantum computing platform that 3 people on Earth actually use." Because why fix mundane connectivity issues when you can pour millions into quantum tech that might be relevant in 2050? Meanwhile, developers everywhere are still waiting for that test connection to stop timing out...

Ah, the sophisticated approach of Microsoft solving complex tech problems: just hit it with a sledgehammer and call it "AI integration." Left side shows delicate digital infrastructure; right side shows Microsoft's solution of brute force. Why debug legacy code when you can just demolish it and slap "AI-powered" on the rubble? The perfect metaphor for when your CEO discovers ChatGPT and suddenly every product roadmap needs "AI transformation." Subtlety? Never heard of her.

Content Ed White SpyHI Installing a dev tool on LinuxOSX: "Easy, just type sudo apt-get install TOOL" Installing a dev tool on Windows: "The first step in this dark ritual is collecting the blood of a virgin as a sacrifice to the corrupt demon lord molochyours will do." ubuntu it is, then.

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Ah, the irony of Microsoft documenting how to install PowerShell on Linux! It's like finding installation instructions for a vegetarian restaurant inside a steakhouse. For years, Microsoft and Linux were sworn enemies—Steve Ballmer once called Linux "a cancer." Fast forward to today, and Microsoft is teaching you how to use their tools on their former arch-nemesis's platform. That's like Darth Vader writing a guidebook on how to build a better lightsaber for Luke. The real kicker? Most Linux admins would rather eat their mechanical keyboard key by key than use PowerShell when they have perfectly good Bash. It's the documentation equivalent of building a bridge that nobody asked for and nobody will cross.