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Ah, the classic tech industry paradox! A grocery store wants a sysadmin with Cisco certifications, Azure experience, VMware skills, on-call hours, AND the ability to lift 50 pounds... all for the princely sum of $23.80/hour ($49,504/year). That's like asking someone who can build a nuclear reactor to also flip the burgers at the cafeteria for minimum wage. The real cherry on top? "Occasional lifting" and "on-call weekends" - because nothing says "we value your 7+ years of specialized technical expertise" like making you haul servers around and fix the CEO's printer at 2am on a Sunday for less than what some entry-level developers make. This is the tech equivalent of "we're looking for a brain surgeon with 10 years experience who also does plumbing, for the competitive salary of whatever we found in the couch cushions."

Behold, the majestic journey of the trash icon from "functional pixel art" to "I'm having an identity crisis and also maybe a rainbow smoothie." The progression is absolutely WILD—we started with honest, hardworking pixelated bins that knew their purpose in life, evolved through various Windows eras where Microsoft kept saying "let's make it MORE realistic," and then suddenly 2025 hits and someone in the design department was like "what if the trash can became... abstract art?" That final 2025 icon looks like it's about to ask you to subscribe to its meditation podcast. It's giving "I'm not just a trash can, I'm a LIFESTYLE BRAND." The recycle symbol didn't just leave the chat—it ascended to a higher plane of existence where physical forms are merely suggestions. RIP to the days when a trash icon actually looked like something you'd throw garbage into. Now it's a gradient fever dream that probably costs $12.99/month for premium deletion features.

Windows mistaking the image of a processor for actual hardware is peak operating system intelligence. Like when your friend says they know computers because they once changed their desktop background. This is basically Windows getting excited about finding a JPEG of a CPU and planning the parade. Next up: discovering RAM by opening a memory.png file.

OMG, the eternal prophecy of "Linux on desktop" is basically the tech world's equivalent of waiting for your crush to text you back! 💔 These time travelers thought they'd witness something REVOLUTIONARY only to discover they've landed in the ENDLESS VOID where Linux desktop domination is still "coming next year" for the 8,472nd consecutive year! The year of Linux desktop is simultaneously always approaching and never arriving – it's basically quantum computing for operating systems! Meanwhile, Windows users are just sipping tea and watching the show continue for another millennium.

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Content High CPU use by taskhost.exe when Windows 8.1 user name contains "user" Email Print Symptoms The taskhost.exe process intermittently consumes high CPU on Windows 8.1 computers when a user account in the local accounts database contains the word "user Cause This is a problem in the component DFPCommon.dll in Windows 8.1. Resolution To resolve the issue. do not create a user account containing the string "user" on the computer.