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Keep Your Docs Updated

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Nothing says "modern technology" like documentation that requires carbon dating. Microsoft's docs are so massive and outdated that archaeologists could study them as ancient artifacts. You start reading page 1 thinking you're learning something useful, only to discover by page 4,782 that the feature was deprecated three Windows versions ago. The real Microsoft developer experience: spending 6 hours searching docs only to end up copying code from Stack Overflow anyway.

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