Composition Over Inheritance: The Non-Answer

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Your code reviewer has arrived, and judging by that look, your environment variables are getting a solid 6/10. The cat's inspecting your .env file like a senior architect reviewing a junior's first pull request—silently judging every OpenAI API key you've got hardcoded in there. Nothing says "professional development setup" quite like having multiple OpenAI assistants for generating cards, translations, hints, and descriptions. Someone's building a card game with enough AI assistance to make the entire QA team obsolete. Props for the Rails + PostgreSQL + Redis stack though—at least the boring parts are solid. The little voodoo doll next to the "IN SYNC" sticker really ties the whole setup together. That's what you need when your API keys stop working in production.