Composition Over Inheritance: The Non-Answer

Remote work meetings in a nutshell. First panel: excitedly presenting your brilliant solution. Second panel: realizing nobody is responding. Third panel: frantically gesturing to make your point. Fourth panel: the crushing realization you've been on mute the entire time. Two years into remote work and we're still struggling with the most basic feature of video conferencing software. Progress.

The sweet, fleeting moment when you think you might actually complete a project on time... and then the product owner swoops in with their "small features" that are actually massive scope changes. That expression shift from "I'm about to accomplish something" to "my weekend is canceled" happens faster than a production server crashes after pushing untested code. Those "quick calls" are where dreams go to die. And somehow those "couple small features" always multiply like rabbits with a caffeine addiction.

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Remember that first time your "Hello World!" program actually ran? That rush of dopamine was better than any drug. One line of code that took you five hours to set up because you spent three hours fighting with the Python installer, another hour figuring out what a PATH variable is, and one more hour wondering why your terminal kept saying "python is not recognized as an internal or external command." But when those magical words finally appeared on screen? Pure ecstasy. The beginning of a lifelong addiction to solving problems that wouldn't exist if you hadn't tried to solve the previous problem.