Vibe Coders Don't Know Shit!

The gatekeeping energy is strong with this one. "Vibe coders" are out here building functional apps with ChatGPT and vibes alone, while the caffeine-addicted autistic devs who've memorized the entire C++ standard library are having an existential crisis.

The superiority complex is real—like watching someone who spent 10 years mastering assembly language realize a bootcamp grad just shipped the same feature in a weekend using no-code tools and Stack Overflow. Sure, you can manually allocate memory and understand pointer arithmetic, but do you really need that to center a div?

Plot twist: both groups are equally confused when production breaks at 2 PM on a Friday. The difference is one group has imposter syndrome about it, and the other doesn't even know what imposter syndrome is.