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The universe has a sick sense of humor. You'll stare at your IDE for hours with nothing but static in your brain, then suddenly—mid-shampoo—the solution hits you like a freight train. The bathroom is basically a compiler for human thoughts. Something about the combination of water, isolation, and the inability to reach a keyboard creates the perfect debugging environment. Nature's cruelest joke is that your best code is written in your head while you're nowhere near a computer.

Nothing says "I'm having a great time" quite like frantically opening your laptop at a party because production just went down. The look on everyone's face says it all - they're witnessing a developer's nightmare in real-time. You're supposed to be socializing, maybe eating some snacks, but instead you're SSH-ing into servers while Aunt Karen asks if you can fix her printer later. The best part? You're probably the only one who understands the severity of the situation. Everyone else thinks you're just checking emails while your internal monologue is screaming "THE DATABASE IS ON FIRE AND I'M OUT OF BEER." Pro tip: This is why you should never be the only one with production access. Or just turn off Slack notifications at social events. Your choice of poison.

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Companies pretending they're protecting "intellectual property" when the real reason they won't open source their code is because it's a horrifying mess of spaghetti logic, hardcoded credentials, and comments like "// TODO: fix this before demo (2018)". The corporate PR spin: "Our proprietary algorithms give us competitive advantage!" The actual codebase: 47 nested if-statements and a function called hack_it_until_it_works() that somehow powers the entire billing system.